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Im A Piss Head

My liver needs a break. Ive been on the piss for 3 straight days and I need a rest. It started with a pub crawl on Thursday, which had copious amounts of shots, beers and then some more jager bombs! For $10 you go to 4 pubs/clubs and get a free drink at each one. There are heaps of prizes to be won ie Stay travel passes, hotel accommodation, drinks!! I lasted until about 3:30am and the party was still in full force. The crawl was awesome! There were heaps of backpackers and if you plan on spending anytime in Auckland you will have to take part in one of these. It’s through Freinz hostel and it has been getting bigger and bigger every week. It can get pretty messy, with a touch of nudity but it is a backpacker pub crawl so one can only expect these things.

I had Friday off to go check out some vehicles. No luck, but tomorrow is another day. That evening I had a social function at work. Usually they are pretty tame but this one got carried away. Ended up at the Fat Camel with a couple co-workers; dancing, drinking and more shots. My liver hates me. Rolled home around 2:30 am…

Saturday I just did some chores around the house and then headed to a Roller Derby game with Michelle, her sister and some friends from work. The game was great. Cant have a bad time at roller derby. After the game there was a party at the Whammy bar. Michelle and her sister had to work the next day so they went home, I went to the bar. Why – I don’t know. The bar was really cool. It was a rock bar – dark, dingy, with a cool rock-a-billy band playing. I definitely love these kinds of bars. Very much like the bovine sex club back in Toronto. It was a great time. Got to meet a lot of the derby girls and ended up drinking double whiskeys all night – why – I don’t know.  Went home around 2am..

Woke up Sunday and I was bleary-eyed. I had plans to go for a ride so I waited around for my ride and out to woodhill bike park. Funny thing is my ride was in rougher shape than me ahah So she only wanted to ride for 2 hours, which I was ok with ehehe. I usually try to get in 4hours but with the shape I was in, 2 was good!  I had to get off the bike twice as I thought I was going to spew. Never did, but at the time it felt like I was going too. I was happy with getting out and sweating out some booze. I felt pretty good on the bike and was flying pretty fast. Maybe it was the booze but I was definitely hanging off the breaks. After the ride Michelle and I did some grocery shopping and then I made some dinner. By the evening I was beat. I think I need to take sometime off of the booze. Feeling like shit on the bike is never good and more importantly a good reminder to reign in it and stop being such a piss head.

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Stray Away: Day 2

After a late night of partying it was early to rise to get on the bus to Waitomo to go caving! About 2 weeks ago I was at Waitomo Adventures doing the Haggis Honk, which is abseiling and caving. Today’s plan was to do the Haggis Honk again, but Stray arranged for a couple of us who have already done the Haggis Honk to do the TumuTumu TOObing. Thanks guys!  This action packed adventure had hiking, swimming, climbing and black water toobing involved. I thought it was going to be a cakewalk; sit in a tube and just float down the underground waterways, just like being on the lazy river at wonderland. I was wrong! We were in the water a lot more than in the Haggis Honk; thankfully we had wetsuits on to keep us warm. Though one of the guys was cold and constantly shivering (we now call him shivers ehehe). The guide did have a warm pack for him to slip in his suit to counteract the chattering teeth. I really enjoyed this caving/toobing. I saw way more glow worms than in the Haggis Honk – it was almost as if you were looking at the stars on a clear night. The guides pushed us to lead and put us through small cave systems, seeing if we could be pushed out of our comfort zones. I really didn’t have a problem with any of the tight spaces. Im also not a really big guy so I could slip through most tight spots with ease. Finally my smaller stature works in my favour ehehe. Between the two trips; Haggis Honk and TumuTumu TOObing I really cant pick a better one. Each had some really cool aspects to it. Haggis Honk you get to abseil down waterfalls and with the toobing you get too see more glow worms. If you have the chance do both, as they are great fun!

After the toobing we had a hot shower to get warmed up and it was back to the Wiatomo Adventures office to wait for the other group who did the Haggis Honk. Being that our group was made up for 4 people it moved quite a bit faster than the other group, so we had to wait about an hour or so before they got back. Everyone was pretty hungry after exerting themselves in the caves, so we hit up a local bakery and went to town on the pies! New Zealand does have the best pies in the world! So many choices.. steak and cheese, thai chicken, lamb mince.. I could go on and on!

Maori welcoming at Uncle Boys

Maori welcoming at Uncle Boys

With everyone fed we were now off to Uncle Boys for a traditional Maori meal before experiencing Maori culture as our group took the role of visiting tribe. Uncle Boy greeted us and he gave us a run down of the evening events. First off we would have a big feed and then take in the show, which included a welcoming, some history, a haka and a poi.
The food was great and we were all pretty excited to se the cultural show. We took off our shoes and headed into the Marea, men first and women following. We then lined up behind our chief, (the oldest person with us) and he had to pick up a leaf to show the tribe that we were there in peace and not to do harm. If he had stepped over the leaf, not picked it up or didn’t keep eye contact with them as he picked it up it would have been an insult and we would have gotten our asses kicked. Thankfully, it all went according to plan and the tribe accepted us. We then sat down and watched them perform a couple songs for us and then the women did the Poi and the men did the Haka.

Our Haka

Our Haka

With their show over it was now our turn to learn the Haka and the women would learn the Poi. We separated into two rooms and the guys started to break down the Haka for us. When doing it you really have to commit and give it your all regardless of how stupid you will look. After practicing for about 20 mins we changed into the outfits and headed into the Marea to show off our Haka. The ladies went first and did the Poi. Back in the day Maori boys used to do the Poi and it would strengthen their forearms and wrists so they could use weaponry. The girls did a great job and then it was our turn. I headed for the back row, so I could follow a long, as I wasn’t 100% on all of the movements. It was a lot of fun and we did a pretty good job. We then had to switch back row and front row ahaha . So now I had no one to follow once I got lost .. Hilarious! (I kind of felt at one point like I was dancing in thriller ahah). I was impressed that everyone gave it 110% and were all screaming at the tops of their lungs. I think all of the guys broke blood vessels in their legs from slapping them so hard. Loved it!

Jason from Stray's Go East tour and Ryan from Longbush Wines (left to right)

Jason from Stray's Go East tour and Ryan from Longbush Wines (left to right)

After that we had a wine tasting with Ryan from Longbush wines in Gisborne. I am not a big wine drinker, but I really did enjoy this part of the evening. We sampled about 10 different wines and learnt what to look for. It is all personal preference so there are no wrong answers (love those kind of things!). Ryan brought 25 bottles and we polished them all off. Pretty impressive. When we all first sat down at the table everyone seemed pretty tired, but after a couple of glasses of wine everyone came a live.
With the wine tasting over Ryan broke out his acoustic base and Casey brought out his acoustic six-string and they had a little jam session in the kitchen. We all just chilled out, drank some more wine/beer and partied the night away.

That evening we were sleeping in a traditional Marae as a group. It was great fun. Everyone had a mattress and comforter; it was nice and cozy. We did have one guy who snored. I mean it sounded like he was starting a chain-saw. Fortunately enough I drank enough to pass the hell out quickly, plus I had my ipod, which made it a little easier. In the morning there were quiet a few people who didn’t get any sleep because of the snoring – poor bastards. He did warn us of his snoring before hand, so I prepared by having a couple extra beers before bedtime.

Both Waitomo Adventures and Uncle Boys are something that shouldn’t be missed if you coming to NZ. Have any questions about it, just drop me a comment and Ill get back to you.

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The Good As Wood Tour: Day 4

Gear'd out at Waitomo Adventures

Gear'd out at Waitomo Adventures

The final day of the good as wood tour we headed off from Blue Duck Lodge to Waitomo Adventures. Waitomo Adventures is a caving and abseiling company that takes you down in to cave systems in Waitomo. We ended up doing the Haggis Honk which is a 4 hour cave tour with 3 abseils. Abseiling for those who don’t know what that is, is just repelling down a rock face. When you first get to Waitomo Adventures they suit you up in wet suits, rubber boots and a helmet with light. You look pretty hot in that gear! Then they teach you how to abseil and allow you to try it before descending into the cave system. I’ve never done anything like this before, but it was really easy to learn and pick up. After everyone had their practice run we headed off into the caves. The first abseil was pretty cool because you really couldn’t see where you were descending too. You have to take a leap of faith into a dark hole and then repel yourself down – pretty cool. After that we walked through some pretty tight caves and found ourselves at the second of the abseils. This one was down a waterfall – super cool. You are trying to remember everything they taught you while water is pouring down on you. Once you abseil down you are in this pool of water and then you have sit in the pool and slide feet first through this tiny hole, that if someone didn’t tell you it was there you woud have never known. When I was told to do that, I thought they guy was shitting me and had to ask twice. After sliding through the hole you come out to another cavern.  Here they get you to turn you head lamp off and you can see all of the glow worms. Glo Worms are insect larvae, not worms which glow through bioluminescence. The actual glow is their shit.. nice eh! It was pretty cool to see and would totally recommend doing the haggis honk. I didn’t find it too claustrophobic or overall challenging, but if you do not want to do the abseiling and caving you can do a tubing ride through a system of caves to see the glo worms.. cool but not action packed enough in my books.

After the caving, we hopped back in our spaceships and started our journey back to Auckland. This famil was a great time. Big thanks going out too Spaceships, Waitomo Adventuers, Blue Duck Lodge, The Park Travellers Lodge, and Mt Raupehu.

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The Good As Wood Tour: Day 3

View from outside of the Park Lodge - mt doom from LOR

View from outside of the Park Lodge

We had time for a bit of a sleep in today, though I didn’t really take advantage of it. I’m not one to sleep in anymore; even when hung over it just doesn’t happen. I was up at about 7am and decided to take a stroll down the road and maybe get a few pictures of mt doom! It was a beautiful day, sun was shinning and skies were blue. We’ve been pretty lucky with the weather so far on this tour. They forecasted shit weather and we’ve had the opposite – lucky us!

Tawhai Falls

Tawhai Falls aka golums pool

Everyone started to show their faces in the dinning room around 9:30. We had to be out of the park lodge by 10 am, so a lot of the guys were waiting until the last moment to pull there asses out of bed. After everyone had a feed, we loaded back into the Spaceships and headed to Tangeriro National Park to check out Tawhai Falls, which was Golums pool in the Lord of the Rings. Pretty nice little spot; waterfalls, big rock, blue water… seems like NZ is filled with these kind of ‘nice’ spots! You could actually jump off the top of the water fall, but it was too cold for that.. well that was my excuse at least.

Hanging at the lodge

Hanging at the lodge

 

 After exploring and taking photos we hit the road to Blue Duck Lodge. Blue Duck Lodge is in the Ruapehu District on the banks of the Whanganui and Retaruke Rivers, and surrounded by Whanganui National park. It is an outdoor enthusiasts dream! You take this long winding road country gravel road, with steep drops on your right hand side for about a ½ hour. There is no real signage and there were a couple of times when we all stopped and wonder ‘where the hell are we?’ We finally came up on the lodge and we all poured out of the spaceships, taking in the fresh air, blue skies and amazing scenery. Blue Duck Lodge is a group that is involved in several conservation projects. They are trying to save the blue duck; there are only 600 hundred in existence, restore historical homes, preserve the natural forests and have a million other things on the go!

We all met Dan, the owner and operator of the lodge. The man is passionate about conservation and what he is doing. At first he’s seems like your typical NZ country bloke; quiet, reserved, tough exterior, hard working and speaks his mind but chooses his words carefully, but if you get him talking about his projects, there is no shutting him up! He told us all to unload in the bunk house, grab some food and then he would be back in about a ½ hour to pick us up and take us for a tour of the property.

When Dan returned the group loaded into these 4×4 off-road vehicles that he uses to take people out in the bush. We headed up the road and came to a stop at the entrance to one of his pastures where he has sheep. He then had his dogs round up the sheep and put them through the gate at the top of the ridge line with a series of whistles. This was impressive! He had one dog chase the sheep from the corner, while the other one headed up the road and sat at a gate entrance barking, while the other 2 dogs had to wait at his side. I’ve seen videos of farmers working with their dogs but seeing it in person was pretty amazing. He had total control over each of those dogs! After the dogs moved all the sheep we headed into the field and made our way up the track to the top of the ridgeline. Once at the top we all got out and took pictures and asked Dan questions about his goals and conservations efforts. It seems that wild pig aka boar are a real problem here. One boar killed a matter of 16 sheep in 2 days, so the farmer can really take a financial hit when this happens. The boar will pin down the sheep and then use it’s tusks and hooves to gut the animal. It will eat everything leaving sheep skins to rot. Pretty crazy! Dan and his farm hand Simon hunt boar at least twice a week. The nice thing about it is they always have some fresh wild meat to eat. Another problem with the boars is the way they dig up the earth and kill all the vegetation – they are not native to NZ and are considered a pest. They also have problems with cats (you get $25/cat you kill), rabbits and goats. All of these animals endanger the native wildlife and fauna.

Dan and Simon of Blue Duck Lodge

Dan and Simon of Blue Duck Lodge

 After taking in the view Dan pointed to the trail and said from here we would walk down. It was steep, rocky and muddy! I wish I had my mountain bike! We crept down the hill, Im pretty confident on my feet so I didn’t really pose a problem for myself. There were a couple of close calls, but I remained on my feet and off my ass. That can’t be said for most of the group. All of the girls took a spill somewhere a long the line and one of them twisted their ankle. The funniest thing though had to be Anto, from Ski and Snow hostel, he had his boots on and he strolled down the center of this steep muddy track with no problem, almost like it was a walk in the park – hilarious! Anton was quite the character, fresh off the boat from Korea he had never had yogurt and musseli, goat, met a gay person, kayaked… pretty much everything was new – which was pretty cool! Dan caught up with us after we walked for about a ½ hour and offered to take us for a short kayak where we maybe able to see some blue ducks if we were lucky. Only about ½ of the group wanted to take a stab at kayaking, so we split up. The one half stayed up top checking out historical homes that Dan has rebuilt while the other half trudged down a steep hill side to a waterfall. At the waterfall there was an opening facing the opposite side, there you kayak under this fallen log and you will find yourself in between to flat steep rock walls, and very calm water. It’s green and luscious! Nobody saw a blue duck, but the small kayak ride was well worth the effort.

After climbing back up the hill, we checked out a historical building that was the home a depot spot for everyone that lived in the area. Back in the day after the war the government gave land plots to all of the returning soldiers. I’m not sure what they were thinking as this land is not really good for farming – steep, bush filled, rocky ect. Many soldiers came to the Ruapehu district to start a farm but once they saw what they were getting many turned around and headed home. Those who stuck around would meet at this depot to pick up supplies. Maybe you’ve the bridge to no where. It was built 1936 by the nz government so the soldiers could get to the farm land they were offering to them. It is a, an isolated 40 m road bridge over the Mangapurua Stream in Whanganui National Park. It was never used and does go to no where. If you wanted to see it, it will be a two day hike into the park. I am now thinking about doing the trek in the spring or summer.

 The sun was now falling quickly so we all loaded back in to the 4×4 vehicles and headed back to the lodge. Once back at the lodge everyone headed for the showers. Thing is there were only 2 and we had 12 people. I opted not to take a shower, hell we are in the middle of the bush – fuck it. So I instead drank beer, tossed the axe, played with a bull whip and then drank some more beer – hells ya! I felt so at home here – made me feel like I at the cottage with my family. Once everyone was cleaned up it was time for dinner. The staff at blue duck, made up of an Irish couple and the Dan’s partners made Goat Curry and Goat Chow Maine – both were amazing. I’ve heard plenty of people complaining about goat, but I’ve never had a bad experience. At dinner Dan sat with our group and talked about his conservation plans and the lodge. The man is really passionate about saving the wildlife and ecosystems – it was actually kind of inspiring. The wine was flowing like water and as soon as you finished your glass Dan was pouring more – definitely a great host.

 With dinner done half the group decided to head back up to the lodge to get a fire going. Now the fire was already going it just needed to be stoked. This is where you could really tell who has built a fire and who hasn’t. More wood does not make a better fire. Some of the guys just kept piling log after log on top, while the wood on the bottom hadn’t burnt. It was driving me nuts to be honest. Back home we always have a camp fire at the cottage and my bro usually takes care of this, I just kept thinking how pissed he would be if he saw this fire ahah. I let the boys add as much wood as they like and then when they weren’t looking I took it out and fixed it up – thanks bro! The rest of the group started to trickle back to the lodge and everyone was partying having a great time. They had a speaker and Ipod hook-up so we could have our music. Dan’s farmhand Simon and the Irish couple were gearing to go and wanted to party! Simon was pretty much already in the bag and the Irish couple wanted to dance, so we started busting moves on the outdoor dance floor they built – good times. By this time most of the group had gone off to bed so it was me and employees of the lodge. Simon then asked me ‘Led Zeppelin, Metallica or Sabbath’. I responded Zeppelin and he said ‘you loose’ and then the metallica started blaring. I don’t think they get to cut loose too often so I pretty much sat back and watched them go crazy. By 2am I was done, having to get up the next day at 6am it was time I shuffled off to bed, to the disappointment of Simon who still wanted to party!

Oh yah.. you may be wondering why Ive called this trip the “Good As Wood Tour”, well it was a term that Dan used all the time. After eating.. good as wood. After showing/telling us something… good as wood. Have a beer.. good as wood.

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The Good As Wood Tour: Part 1

Thursday evening was the start of my Spaceship tour. I met up with the group at the Fort St Spaceships office and we all loaded on too a Stray bus and then shuttled to the Spaceship van depot. In total we had 4 vans with 3 people in each van. There were people from Base, Friends Hostels, Nomads, I-Site, WorknHoliday and Spaceships. The weather forecast was not overally promising and the 5 hour drive to the Park Lodge, was completely wet. It rained and rained hard for the most of the drive.  We had a dinner stop at Nemo’s parents place in Hamiton. After a good feed we loaded back into our Spaceships and headed off to his Nan’s place which is about an hour and half away for a bath room break and cup of tea. After a nice short visit with Nan we only had about 45 mins until we got to our accommodation for the evening. The Park Lodge was amazing. It had 80 rooms, really nice rooms, hot tubs, great shower facilitie, kitchen and lounge areas. A lot of the staff that work at Mt Ruapehu live at the Park Lodge. We rolled into the Park Lodge just after midnight, so we pretty much got our room keys and settled into bed.

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Im Going On A Spaceship!

So scored another amazing work famil! Yes, I know I am lucky as hell! For this trip I will be touring the north island in a Spaceship Campervan for 3 days! Sweet as! Here is my itinerary for this trip:

Departure
Leave at 5:30pm from Auckland, heading north to The Park Station – I guess that is where you can park the van and it is equipped with all the amenities. We will be stopping at our tour guides Aunts place for dinner. Ahah So awesome! Kiwi hospitality!

Day 2
Ski all day at Mt Raupehu and then return to the park for food, drinks and hot tubbing. Ahah Fu*k ya!

Day 3
Go to Blue Duck Ecolodge, where they have activates planned for the day and then drinks and dinner around the brazier.

Day 4
Head to Waitomo Adventures to do some caving and after that head home.

Me =  Lucky Bastard!
Yup, Im one lucky bastard! Im off touring this Thursday to Sunday and will update my blog with photos and hopefully some crazy stories of my time in a Spaceship!

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